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Thursday, June 30, 2005 3:14 PM ;||*gerls' stuff.boys shooh*|| Basically, ive notink to blog about. so let's just brag about gerl's stuff n noting else. yupp..if u happened to be a guy rite now, im telling u, leave immediately before u get tired n sick of gerls. haha..dis is wen gerl reveals it all. *nods head* first ahead. LOVE. im doin my part as a gerl..expressing de true meaning of love. *clears throat* Falling in lurf can be sucha wonderful feeling. But gerls haf forgotten how hard it is to cum by. Being single can mean much freedom, but singlehood is also mired in emptiness. Often, as we sail along thru de vicissitudes of life, we wonder how it'd be like if we had someone to share them wif. But alas, while de journey to lurf neva did run smooth, finding dat rite road to take is even harder. Gerls, we men often lament, have built-in fortresses too hard to penetrate. Which is why, instead of letting serendipity take its natural course, guys have chosen their partners much like how dey choose their clothes - from what's available, reliable and convenient. THAT is our downfall. What we nid is to actually fall in lurf. But wen lurf's labour is lost, it first begins as a pang in de heart, den as age sheds lite to conventional wisdom, dat soreness slowly ebbs into a mere tug and, finally, to de dubious clang of martini glasses. And in no tyme at all, we see our relationship as purpose-driven endeavours to achieve a meaningful end dat often does not begin wif de partner's interests at heart. And at a time wen we can barely afford to suffer a heartbreak, wat works best fer us is a handshake. To dat extend, gerls, agree-ing wif de above content??! Rite. Let's move on. on some HOTT topic. Lyke hurting n abusing de guys. It's aint jus unfair see-ing n admiring de guys bullying de gerls. Rite??! Sooo gerls, take note of tis. IMPORTANT! Ask him if you look fat. Wen he insists dat u dun, tell him dat u're sure you've been putting on a few pounds and dat he's lying. Wen he finally and reluctantly agrees dat you are getting chubby, act furious and hurt. Hehs! *be mean gerls* Bully him because you can! Haha.. And gerls, fer your info.. Ninety per cent of men masturbate, two percent are priests, monks or just some lamer who's too into yoga. The last eight per cent who say dey dun are liars. *pimp laugh* Gosh!! how true IS dat??! m gonna die of laughter veriiee soon! Orite. Enuf of dem. Let's now tok about wad gerls wan to do before dey turn old. Ouh well, atleast wad i WANT to do before i turn 50. 1st - buy myself sumtink beautiful dat i really can't afford. Bcos dat's wad credit cards are fer rite??! 2nd - party till dawn n dun sleep till de next nite. *m a sleepyhead* 3rd - haf choc fer breakfast, lunch and dinner. *berak cnfirm keras seh* 4th - make a child cry on purpose. 5th - spending an entire day watching porn wif my lover. *yellow minded* 6th - beat someone up. shove once, twice. Scratch. Pull his or her hair. At worst, i'll onlie get beaten up myself. But no matter wad, finally i'll discover my own strength. Hehs! Mayb dere's more. But i guess, i'll stop just here. But wouldn't it be fun if i get de chance to do all de above??! Heaven beb! Oke next stop. i badly, seriously, madly, deeply need a manicure. pedicure. spa. and blahx. n check out wad i found out in store. Bellissima Nails are providing these services: - spa manicure - spa pedicure - acrylic nails - permanent French acrylic - Bellissima Spa Ouhhhooo!! *jumping up n down* Lyke wad else can a gerl ask fer?? Rite rite rite?? *skips around* Sooo, let me tink ferst..hmm.. Well ouh well.. i tink ive bragged tooo much. So let me end dis entry wif a meaningful conclusion. Conclusions n reasons of why i will neva leave hunnie. 1 - he pretends to find my wisecracks farnie. 2 - his amazing shortiness. 3 - he doesn't mind it wen i blast Beyonce and dance like a deformed chicken to her music. 4 - he tells me wen other men are checking me out n tries possible ways to signal to dem dat she's mine. 5 - he trusts me to go out wif de gurls. 6 - he pretends dat my shortcuts actualli save time. 7 - he indulges me wen i insist he wears a pink shirt. 8 - his daddy's still really cute. 9 - he sends me home almost everydae even if it means traveling all de way to Pasir Ris. 10 - he kisses me, hugs me, love me even wen im in a bad mood. Dat's it. haha.. Till den. Gerls will alwas be gerls. No gerls = no fun And.. No abuse = no fun. Agree?? *nods head* That's It For Today. Goodbye.
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